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NewsGush: The Wicker Tree

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Remember when you were young and horror movies were actually allowed to be weird and scary? Of course you don’t, we deliberately pitch this blog at 7 year olds. Still, if you consider your self a cinematic gourmand (and that doesn’t mean ordering nachos with extra electric cheese) then you may have more than a passing familiarity with Robin Hardy, and his leading man du jour Christopher Lee.

The pair teamed up way, way back in 68, and the naked Britt Ekland filled result was the fantastic, timelessly creepy The Wicker Man.

Unfortunately Hollywood couldn’t leave well enough alone and decided to improve on the concept by… erm… torturing Nic Cage with some bees… ahem, anyway, as if to show them that no one does really, really fucking odd quite like the Brits, Hardy and Lee have coalesced once more and the result is – The Wicker Tree.

Based on the brand new trailer above god only knows what it’s about, but early news hints that we can expect more apple-fuelled child murder, with more than a hint of evangelical christianity butting heads with the ‘hey lets all get wasted and shag on the golf course’ pagan gods that informed the truly odd original.

Is it too much to ask for Count Dracula to don a dress once more? Probably, but there does at least seem to be plenty of shouting, so we can but hope.

The Wicker Tree is scheduled for release later this year- check out the official site for more details.

What The Hell Are You Watching!? The Top Rental Movies Of 2009.

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It’s January, and unless you’re a citizen of Guam, it’s bloody freezing outside. What better time of year to stay in, order a huge pizza and rent a movie?

Despite the demise of Blockbuster, it seems plenty of people are too technologically retarded or just plain honest to steal movies off the internet, with Netflix, Lovefilm and those weird coinstar things you see in the mall all doing great business.

So, Friday night and you’re renting a movie -what’s it gonna be? Maybe a piece of classic Hitchcock suspense? How about some arty Kirosowa? Of course not -you’ll be renting absolute shit -And we have the figures to prove it!

Here, for your edification – god knows you need it based on this list – are the top five rental movies of 2009. You should be ashamed!

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NewsGush – New Kick Ass Trailer

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More reasons to get excited – the new theatrical trailer for Kick-Ass! All set to preview at this year’s SXSW, a movie with a nine-year-old assassin and Nic Cage killing people while wearing his wife’s mascara can’t be all bad can it?

2010 Round-Up Part III – The Final Crapter

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In terms of what you’d want to see at your local cinema, most of the movies coming in 2010 rank just below “dropping your Oscar Meyer hot Dog on the floor”.

Well, worry not faithful cineaste, for now we come to some slabs of celluloid you might actually want to see…and discover the law of diminishing returns is still very much in effect.

Wipe the popcorn from your beard and join us then, as we realise we’ve got piss-all to look forward to this summer, in part three of our amazingly awful 2010 movie round-up!!

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Astro Boy

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If there’s one lesson we can learn from the movies, it’s never replace your dead son with a robot copy. While Astro Boy’s dad Dr.Tenma (Nic Cage) has to learn this the hard way, it’s a blessing for the rest of us as we get to catch up with 40-plus years of Japanimation in a movie that may struggle on plot, but is so eyeball meltingly gorgeous you won’t hold a grudge.

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