In terms of what you’d want to see at your local cinema, most of the movies coming in 2010 rank just below “dropping your Oscar Meyer hot Dog on the floor”.
Well, worry not faithful cineaste, for now we come to some slabs of celluloid you might actually want to see…and discover the law of diminishing returns is still very much in effect.
Wipe the popcorn from your beard and join us then, as we realise we’ve got piss-all to look forward to this summer, in part three of our amazingly awful 2010 movie round-up!!
So, you’re a billionaire -you’d probably be sinking a few martini’s as well right? And if you decided to start a sideline in superheroics, then why wear spandex when you have a perfectly good suit of armour full of guns in the basement?
Yep, Stark is back, the Avengers are rolling, and with the arrival of whiplash and longtime Iron enemy Justin Hammer, Iron Man 2 is gearing up to be one of next years brightest and best!
Bret Easton Ellis has a habit of taking us on tours of glossy 80s locales, but where his books offer a set of stylish short tales with an engrossing narrative – not to mention the odd vampire – here we get the arse-end of the 80s dream. A bloated, drug-addled corpse of a movie that comes off like Robert Altman directing MTVs The Hills.
Professional monkey-nut and all-round cockerney badass Jason Statham is cementing his rep as STS’ favourite actor with a raft of projects lined up over the next year, each apparently more ridiculous and fantastic than the last.
