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Newsgush: John Cusack Calls For Satanic Death For Fox News & GOP

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It’s always nice to see a celeb step outside the comfortable confines of Hollywood and dabble their toes in political waters and while he probably won’t be following in the Governator’s tank tracks anytime soon, John Cusack has long been regarded as a sensible, well educated actor who continues to be respected despite being in Hot Tub Time Machine.

Something of a surprise then, as Cusack apparently took to the Twittersphere last night and advocated setting up a ‘Satanic Cult Death Centre’ out side Fox News’ New York headquarters.according to the One Crazy Summer actor:

“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” (Capitalisation by Fox.Who you never hear shouting about anything ever. Because shouting means you’re mad. That’s why they don’t do it. Honest. They don’t…)

Ever the advocates of well balanced political opinion (as evidenced by their standing as ‘America’s most trusted news source’*), Fox was fairly quick to respond, noting that ‘this is the first time he’s stooped to threats‘ after citing his ‘outspoken’ political views.

These actually amount to voting for Obama and once writing a bit for Huffington Post.

Face it, he’s practically Trotski.

Anyway, while Slashing The Seats remains resolutely unpolitical, we’d just like to say “Nice one John.” Infer what you will from that.

Anyway, if you like really, really biased, piss-poor strongly opinionated reportage, then you can view the story in full here, and check out any follow-ups from John himself on Twitter:@johncusack

*Source: fuck knows. some idiot probably.

Review: Hot Tub Time Machine

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OK, so let’s start with that title shall we? It’s awesome isn’t it? And I mean that in the untrue, full-on, bodacious 1980’s meaning of the word. It’s bloody ridiculous and very cool, but can the filler live up to the label?

…well…sort of…

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Applied Hot Tub Time Travel

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God alone knows what John Cusack is thinking these days, sullying his once minty fresh, high fidelity screen persona with crud like 2010 and America’s Sweethearts. Fortunately it looks like he might be back on the winning horse as he and the three unlikeliest friends ever to grace the screen head back to the 80’s in new comedy Hot Tub Time Machine. Sure it’s stupid, but the decade that gave us the haystack rule of sexuality (the higher the hair, the sexier the woman…) was responsible for some of the gnarliest movie dialogue ever -so make sure you’re prepared with the new Hot Tub time Machine iPhone App!

hot tub time machine iphone app

Combining seemingly senseless words like ‘great white buffalo’ and ‘Twittagra’ will make sure you’re the most annoying person in your office for at least the next fortnight -get over to the Apple store and bag yours now!

2012

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Complete Disaster!

Ah Roland Emmerich, where would we be without you? Along with  Michael Bay, Emmerich is almost totally responsible for sucking anything even resembling plots out of Summer Tentpole movies over the last few years. In the case of transformers, at least Bay had an excuse-he wants to flog you toys – so it’s hard to work out why grumble like this ever gets greenlit. One can only assume that Hollywood junior execs are now so young they’ve never seen Ghostbusters, and actually think this is a real movie.

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