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Six (Six Six) Of The Best: Movie Satans!

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From Nightmare on Elm Street to Heartless (an…uhhh…probably some others I expect…) our screens are currently boiling with the stench of sulpher and brimstone as faustian pacts are forged, ethereal barriers are broken down and nasty do-badders escape from the bounds of hell itself to inflict second-tier horror schlockers on our unwitting eyeballs -the Satanic rat bastards. Yep, Mephisto is definitely a guy who’s around for the long haul cinematically speaking, and while Heartless has Joseph Maul as a weird, voodoo-doing East End Devil, we’re sure there must be better ways to portray the one who walks backwards on screen. Oh, wait! There are! Yep, time to bathe in holy water, get Jim Caveizal round and hope it’s the power of Christ compelling us to sit through a bunch of shitty horror flicks, as we check out six of the best: Movie Satans!

1: Tim Curry: The Darkness (Legend)

Ok, so he goes by the name of The Darkness, but his clever disguise isn’t fooling us! One look at those three-foot long horns, fangs and bright red skin and we know exactly who we’re dealing with. Unfortunately for the erstwhile Frankenfurter, Curry’s decided to pick on the only being in existance more evil than he is – That’ll be Tom Cruise then. Still, scores extra devil points for his fantastically spooky arrival on screen; stepping out of a mirror. Well, a taxi doesn’t really scream ‘Prince of Darkeness’ does it? Easily the most evil appearence in Curry’s considerable repertoire (apart from the hotel manager in Home Alone 3 obviously).

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NewsGush: The Huanted Fishtank?

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Back in the 70’s, terror-tainment was thin on the ground, and the hilarious spider-walk was actually considered disturbing – which is probably why overrated old cobblers The Exorcist has such a huge, scary rep.

Well, it seems that even appearing in Reposessed with Leslie Nielsen wasn’t enough to kill young Regan’s demonic career, as head-spinning honcho William Peter Blatty claimed there’s definite probability that pea-soup will be sprayed directly into your living room in the near future:

“I’ve written an Exorcist miniseries script that not only faithfully includes all the main elements of the novel, but also some rather spooky new material and scenes, as well as a totally new (and perhaps much more satisfying) ending. I’ve also updated it. Billy Friedkin has agreed to direct.”

STS is actually looking forward to seeing how the original production team handle a reboot, rather than some guy who made a Skittles ad following a studio push for a PG script.

What do you think- should they mess with things man was not meant to know?

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