So there’s this sort-of sexy, sort-of spooooky girl yeah? And she’s needs a part time job. Now, if you have lank black hair, then obviously a creeeeeeepy mental institute would be your first choice too right?
I mean, I’m not exactly carrying all my hammers in one bag either, so I can see the appeal -free meds lying around, getting to lick Sarah Connors face, it’s the complete package…
Tag Archives: Crap
Psych:9
0 CommentsApril 13, 2010 – 8:00 am
Top Ten: Crap Movie Inventions!
1 CommentsApril 7, 2010 – 12:38 pm
With Iron Man 2’s hype machine currently going into Scarlet Johannsen booby-shaped overdrive, it’s easy to think that inventors are a bunch of hyper-intelligent, supercool playboys cobbling together amazing doohickeys for the protection and betterment of mankind.
The movies have a long history of science-types saving the planet and coming up with amazing inventions to win the hearts and minds of us, the lowly viewer. Unfortunately, for every Tony Stark there’s a wet fart, with dozens of films full of half-assed ideas hewn from cardboard and clingfilm. Some are rubbish, some are stupid and others are downright dangerous!
Put on your safety goggles and stand behind the lead sheilding then, while we check out the top ten: Crap Movie Inventions!
NewsGush: Twohy To Flog Riddick Dead Horse
4 CommentsAugust 11, 2009 – 9:13 am
Notes emanating from the desk of writer/director David Twohy (Of ‘Critters 2: The Main Course’ fame…) this week speak of a low budget, tight, focused Sci-Fi drama that makes no concessions to studios and takes no prisoners. Excited yet?
Don’t be.
