April 16, 2010 – 10:01 am

If the worm is to believed, the Britain is ready for change. Even if it’s the sort of mind-numbingly boring change that involves paying an extra penny for fags in exchange for slightly more CCTV cameras being put up, but hey- at least Brown, Cameron and Clegg stayed on message, although personality-wise they could probably take a few pointers from these guys!Yep, we may have conviniently ignored both Big Ronnie Reagan and The Governator himself, but hey; these are still our top: Movie Politicians!
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By Interceptor
Posted in Features, Lists
Tagged brown, Cameron, clegg, debate, election, goddamned sexual tyrannosaurs, labour, Movies, politicians, politics, tories
December 21, 2009 – 3:03 pm

The missing final scene of Avatar….
OPEN
EXT. SPACE.
SUBTITLE: 7 Years Later.
A Huge ominous SPACECRAFT moves toward camera. It is similar in design to the human CRYO TRANSPORT from AVATAR. However, this craft is designed for war. Racks of missiles hang off it and it has military markings on it. Clearly this is a dangerous warship.
INT. INSIDE THE SHIP. THE CRYO CHAMBERS.
A weightless figure (Male, 20s, Military look) floats over to a CRYO TUBE, presses a release and the tube slides out revealing a human figure inside. He is male, mid 40s and has a military style look also. He is waking up but seems disoriented.
FLOATING FIGURE
Good morning Sergent. It looks like we’re almost at the destination. Enjoy your cryosleep.
SERGENT
Feels like I’ve been kicked in the head. Lets get to this.
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