Newsgush: John Cusack Calls For Satanic Death For Fox News & GOP

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It’s always nice to see a celeb step outside the comfortable confines of Hollywood and dabble their toes in political waters and while he probably won’t be following in the Governator’s tank tracks anytime soon, John Cusack has long been regarded as a sensible, well educated actor who continues to be respected despite being in Hot Tub Time Machine.

Something of a surprise then, as Cusack apparently took to the Twittersphere last night and advocated setting up a ‘Satanic Cult Death Centre’ out side Fox News’ New York headquarters.according to the One Crazy Summer actor:

“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” (Capitalisation by Fox.Who you never hear shouting about anything ever. Because shouting means you’re mad. That’s why they don’t do it. Honest. They don’t…)

Ever the advocates of well balanced political opinion (as evidenced by their standing as ‘America’s most trusted news source’*), Fox was fairly quick to respond, noting that ‘this is the first time he’s stooped to threats‘ after citing his ‘outspoken’ political views.

These actually amount to voting for Obama and once writing a bit for Huffington Post.

Face it, he’s practically Trotski.

Anyway, while Slashing The Seats remains resolutely unpolitical, we’d just like to say “Nice one John.” Infer what you will from that.

Anyway, if you like really, really biased, piss-poor strongly opinionated reportage, then you can view the story in full here, and check out any follow-ups from John himself on Twitter:@johncusack

*Source: fuck knows. some idiot probably.

Newsgush: Here Be Monsters

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Since Cloverfield’s weirdy half cave-troll/half-whale brutally dissapointed us back in 2008, there’s been a distinct lack of gigantic tentacle-beast action on our screens, but hopefully things are set to change this year, with a number of deadly space invaders and multi-mandibled beasts set to hit our screens. Leading the charge is Gareth Edward’s latest attempt – Monsters.

Judging by this early look it could well live up to the solid buzz that leaked out of SXSW previews, managing to be both eerie and dramatic, with just enough The Mist-isms thrown in to engage on a personal level. If nothing else, Edwards docu-drama pedigree should offer up some decent creature effects, while the Mexican setting adds distinction – is it too much to ask for a gigantic mutant Chihuahua?

The Expendables

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Basically, you already knew that we’d love this didn’t you? For one thing it’s got Statham in it, which means it’s already head and shoulders above 99% of stuff on our Lovefilm list.

Add in Stallone, Willis, and surprisingly intelligent (PHD in Biological Physics apparently…) terrible Punisher Dolph Lundgren, and you can’t really go wrong.

Can you?

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The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

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Mops. How they’ve vexed me.

I had one when I moved into my new flat, but the other half decided to get rid of it.

“You don’t need it. ” she opined knowingly. “The kitchen is barely five feet square, it’ll just get in the way. ”

I’ve often ruminated on this womanly wisdom and the unfortunate events it led to when, after getting down on my knees for an hour and a half to painstakingly clean that self same kitchen floor with a hand sponge, the lady in question dropped a large blob of peanut butter smack bang in the middle.

Had there been a real mop to hand, I can’t help but think that I wouldn’t have had to bash her brains out with a frying pan and use her hair as a substitute.

Fortunately I was able to dispose of the body in the Thames and escaped without consequence. Much as Jerry Bruckheimer manages to do with his latest foray into action/adventure nonsense.

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Newsgush:New Tron:Legacy Trailer

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wow.

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