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We Check Out The Sony 4K Cinema. And Toy Story 3. Again.

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…we watched it again, yes. But only because it’s so bloody ridiculously good.  And they gave us free beer.

But this time we saw it in the Apollo cinema in London on a Sony 4K 3D Screen.

What does this mean? You ask. These numbers, letters and brand names are all a bit Electric Spectre for Slashing The Seats, a blog more at home with yelling at crappy directors and praising lord god Robocop.

Well, let me tell you.  Sony 4K projects are a new thing that makes watching 3D movies actually pretty cool. The technology behind 3D is a bit of a dick really. It’s like listening to an amazing story delivered by someone with a mildly annoying voice. You see, 3D is delivered by showing one frame designed for your left eye, and then one  for your right eye. At 24 frames per second. For hours. This messes with your brain a touch and is why it gives people headaches. Your brain and eyes are designed for the real world, not trickery.

What Sony 4K does is have two projectors, one for an eye each. Meaning your brain doesn’t get confused, overheat and cause you to drool into your popcorn. And it makes the screen brighter, crisper, less flickery and generally, nice.

It’s 3D without being a dick about it.

It also has a ridiculously huge pixel count. So it makes my newly bought 1080p 42 inch TV look like a turd. Bastards.

We were given a nice talk from a man from Sony, clearly excited by his own product, explaining all of this and a dude from Apollo cinemas telling us they’ll start rolling these projectors out across their chain.

So, if you like proper 3D delivered..err.. properly, head on down to one of their cinemas…

And yes Toy Story 3 is bloody amazing. But you’ve already read the proper review, haven’t you!?

The Vice Guide To Film

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Vice Magazine. The Hipster Bible. You could write it off as a vapid waste of tree, for perpetual self regarding dicks. But you’d be wrong. (I thought this – but seriously – find an issue with a really long article and read it. Actual FUCKING JOURNALISM. Amazing)

Vice has time and again proven itself to have balls like fucking coconuts when it comes to seeking out weird little bits of culture that you have probably never heard of before. The last big documentary project they were involved in was a trip to the failed / fucking crazy state of Liberia where they hung around with cannibals and genuinely pantshittlingly scary types.

They’ve since turned their attention to looking at the weird would of film. Eshewing anything so mundane as Hollywood or even good ol’ porno, they’ve gone and found the most batshit insane film cultures out there (Iranian film, Narco-Cinema and even North Korean film!) and gone and made a killer documentary on it. It looks like it could be a better version of Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends – somewhat ballsier and a bit more gonzo.

Lucky for you you can catch all the episodes on VBS.TV – Amazing stuff.

Tekken Movie Trailer!

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Repost from our video game obsessed compadres over at Electric Spectre

Hollywood has not learnt its lesson and we have yet another video game adaptation hitting the big screen in the form of Tekken. The King Of Iron Fist Tournament is hardly known for it’s great story – family at war, throw each other off cliffs, turn into devils and bond by throwing more people off cliffs. Check out the trailer above:

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Avatar: The Missing Final Scene

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The missing final scene of Avatar….

OPEN

EXT. SPACE.

SUBTITLE: 7 Years Later.

A Huge ominous SPACECRAFT moves toward camera. It is similar in design to the human CRYO TRANSPORT from AVATAR. However, this craft is designed for war. Racks of missiles hang off it and it has military markings on it. Clearly this is a dangerous warship.

INT. INSIDE THE SHIP. THE CRYO CHAMBERS.

A weightless figure (Male, 20s, Military look) floats over to a CRYO TUBE, presses a release and the tube slides out revealing a human figure inside. He is male, mid 40s and has a military style look also. He is waking up but seems disoriented.

FLOATING FIGURE

Good morning Sergent. It looks like we’re almost at the destination. Enjoy your cryosleep.

SERGENT

Feels like I’ve been kicked in the head. Lets get to this.

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Midnight Movies Presents: Bad Santa!

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What’s your Christmas Party going to be like? Photocopied buttocks courtesy of Dave from Accounts? Or a family affair as Grandad falls asleep and farts constantly for 3 hours while you try to watch Bond?

Or will it involve free Jameson punch, a ‘Grotty Grotto’, sexy elves, DJs, Karaoke and a screening of the best anti-Christmas movie ever – Bad Santa?

Well, it could, if you get down to the Curzon in Soho, London for Midnight Movies Twisted Christmas Party!

The Slashing The Seats staff have been to most of the events that Midnight Movies put on, and we have to say – they kick ass. In a world of streaming movies and Blu-Ray blah, they really make going to the Cinema worth it. So get your asses down.

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