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A Nightmare On Elm Street

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Politics, elections, proportional representation, yadda yadda yadda…

Let’s lighten things up shall we? Let’s talk about a child sex killer who gets burnt to death, and then haunts his former prey, slashing them to bits in their dreams, shall we?

That’s right, Freddy Kruger’s back. Again. The remake/re-boot/’re-imagining’ of A Nightmare On Elm Street is here and there’s not a damned thing you can do about it. Apart from watch it (or ignore it).

Before we start, let’s just imagine that Frederick Krudger were real. Wouldn’t he just be the Daily Mail’s ultimate wet dream? Not only is our man a paedophile, he is also quite possiblly an immigrant paedophile (check out his surname…). The worst kind, eh Daily Mail?!

Slashing The Seats was granted access to the exclusive premiere of the film last night in London’s glitzy West End, walking down the red carpet and mixing with such stars and luminaries as Sir Anthony Hopkins, George Clooney and Dame Helen Mirren.

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Fox Signs Up Testosterone Fest Machete

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It’s the movie equivalent of suckling 8 pints of liquid testosterone directly from breast of a Playboy Playmate Of The Year while arm-wrestling a bear. On fire. It’s Robert Rodriguez’s ridiculous Machete and it’s sparked a bidding war between six major production companies. 20th Century Fox, already signed up for the Desperado director’s Predators, finally secured the deal this week…

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