As you know, STS has been getting far too excited by the prospect of a 12 inch plastic woody returning to our screens lately, and as we’re top-notch media moguls, resplendant in our gold lame suits and real velour underwear, we’ll obviously be going to see it before the rest of you unwashed scumbags. Unless of course..we were to be GIVING AWAY TICKETS! Yep, it’s Toy Story 3 competition time!
We’ve got a pair of shiny tickets to the Leicester Square press preview of Disney’s latest visit to Andy’s toy box, taking place in swinging London’s shiny Leicester Square on Sunday, 20th June -an ENTIRE MONTH before the rest of your plebby mates get to see it! Let’s face it, you’ll be the coolest kid in school with this kind of super-advance viewing opportunity.
Now, unlike other, better written and more popular blogs, we here at STS know that our readers are busy people – you’ve got toast to eat and areas to scratch -you certainly haven’t got time to answer complicated questions about plastic bloody dolls.
So, instead of a question, we’ll make it easy on you – just leave a comment below that contains the word ‘Potato’! We’ll pick the most idiotic and announce the winners on Thursday the 17th of June -get your potato-based thinking caps on and get commenting!
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This movie is like a potato – it has appeal. (A peel…? No?)
What does a British potato say when it saw the new Toy Story 3?
It’s mashing!
We’re off to a strong start! But we want MOAR!!! Scnell Scnell Kartoffelkopf!
You’d have to be a real couch potato to not wanna see this movie!
I would need to get up at potato clock for this one.
Guess what? What? Cold potatoes ain’t hot!
Holy Potatoes I can’t wait to see this film!
I’ve been mashing my brain trying to come up with a potato pun, but can’t seem to think of any. So I guess I’ll have to keep my eyes peeled for this film.
This film looks Smash-ing! Gona keep my eyes peeled and will drop what im doing like a hot potato to see this
How many potatoes am I going to have to butter up to win one of these tickets…..
My pet potato (Shaun) would love to go see Toy Story 3. Don’t break his heart. Let him go. He’s very sensitive to rejection.
I had an affair with Mr Potato head at the release of TS2, I now have his mutant half potato child. I called him ‘Spud’. He is 10 next week and has never seen his real Dad, only on pictures and TV. We are very much looking forward to seeing TS3.
POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
One potato, two potato, three potato, four…
Woody made Bo Peep wanting more!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn’t be seen.
One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said “meow” pretending to be a cat.
He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said “ruff”, pretending to be a dog.
When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said “potatoes”.
Q. Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A. Because they keep their eyes peeled.
“I think” said the Mr Potato Head, “therefore I yam”
I WANT TO SEE THIS FILM BEFORE I EAT MY POTATO SALAD
Tickets to Toy Story 3
Oh please, please give them to me!!
I’ve spent company time
Composing this rhyme
But the only thing that goes with potato
Is ‘NATO’
… Doh!
I once said ‘ello to a potato,
He was rather rude and so-so.
Later that night, I grabbed him so tight,
and turned his to mash for my tea!
Potatoes,
I love them mashed, I love them diced
I love them smashed, I love them twice
With vinegar or gravy
Straight cut or wavy
Aren’t Potatoes just great!
Potatoes.
I like my chips made from Potatoes.
The chip shop owner chopped up the potato’s body…he chopped up the potato’s arms…he chopped up the potato’s legs
He’d chopped up all the potato except he’d Mr Potato Head
MY POTATO BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY’RE LIKE … ‘MY PARTS ARE KILLING ME!’
I’m glad we’ve got some ‘Smash’ references popping up – anyone know what happened to those little robot dudes?
I like potatoes , especially king edward
potato potato potato need I say more
i like potatoes but not as much as this turtle …
http://links.zigzo.com/files/2008/04/47ce75504c3d807_animal.jpg
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ah, we’re onto the links -that’s what I expect STSers, get creative, not just any ayshire blue-based nonsense is going to win this you know!
Hello, I am not eligible for this little compo, due to my parts being forren, but I just wanted to share my potato story.
When I was little, my best friend used to call the holes in socks potatoes, as in “oh look, your socks have potatoes”
She was quite an odd friend, now I look back on it.
Potato. Potato. Potato, Potato. Potato, Potato, Potatos, Potato, Potato. Pot…a…to.
I’m eating birdseye potato waffles for breakfast, dinner and tea.
My dietician recommended that I should eat 3 square meals a day
I forgot you were incontinent Mel. Did your friend ever seek professional help? When I was young, I used to refer to Pinapples as ‘poypoppy’ apparently, and as you can tell, my English skills haven’t improved since.
If a potato falls over in a forest but no one is around does it still make noise?
Not that I am aware, Interceptor, but the Westcountry seemed to lack dustbins (doctors) back then…
Maybe it’s a regional thing then Mel, anywhere south of BoMo and your knee-deep in Chimleys and skelingtons
I just loooooove Mr Potato head, he’s a real spud!
I’ve been mashing my brain for a potato pun, but cant think of any. Guess i’ll have to keep my eyes peeled as I wouldn’t want to post anything half-baked
They all said that he was a ‘chip off the old block’. I said he was just a potato head but a smashing down to earth saute guy.
Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man??
He’s tan, he’s cute, and if he looks at another woman, you can rearrange his face
now when i think of potatoes, i always think of mr potato head
think big, think potato
potatoes, the begining of endless possibilities in the kitchen
Mr Potato Head has wonderful skin beautiful eyes and is a real crisp dresser
potatoes on the left potaoes on the right but nothing can beat Mr Potatoe as i fiddle with it all night
potato! ive been waiting 11 years D:
It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes, I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one.
By the time it’s done, who knows?
Very true Daniel -the only alternative is a microwave, but I once put a spud in for 7 minutes (it was quite a big one) and it burst into flames, thus forever tarnishing the humble potato’s reputation as a peaceful root vegetable in my mind.
Any other root veg-based horror stories or cautionary tales readers? I smell a book deal…
POTATO PEELINGS DO HAVE FEELINGS.
I actually prefer instant potatoes. Whenever I make them I can spend less time in the kitchen and more time on the couch.
like a couch potato? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO YOU SEE???
I want a Mrs. Potato Head…Mrs. Potato Head…Mrs. Potato Head…
Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO!
QUANTITY OVER QUALITY!
POE TAE TOE
POTATO
POT ATE TOE
Yeah, ok.. guess that’s enough! lol
Cheers for dumping your spuds all -winners announced above!