Comments on: 6 Of The Best: Movie Monsters! http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/ Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:20:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: liam http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-445 liam Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:48:51 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-445 Paris Hilton is a monster FULL of win. Mmmmm, juicy. Paris Hilton is a monster FULL of win. Mmmmm, juicy.

]]> By: Interceptor http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-444 Interceptor Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:10:04 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-444 boys boys boys! Let's not argue and bicker about who killed who, the point is, Godzilla could have Bond, and the Bond films wouldn't have been any more ridiculous if he'd been in them...bloody undersea tripod base indeed... boys boys boys! Let’s not argue and bicker about who killed who, the point is, Godzilla could have Bond, and the Bond films wouldn’t have been any more ridiculous if he’d been in them…bloody undersea tripod base indeed…

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-443 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:32:29 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-443 Ha! Thats more like it! Ha! Thats more like it!

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-442 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:29:11 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-442 Yes I did! BASTARD! Yes I did! BASTARD!

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-441 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:23:08 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-441 I don't think you did see. I don’t think you did see.

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-440 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:17:54 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-440 I see. So it's somebody who has the audacity to chat about something else or disagree with somebody when others wish to put on the blinkers and get down to the important business of talking ill-informed waffle about one subject they either love beyond reason or hate beyond measure? Well that's an interestingly narrow and slightly authoritarian approach to conversation. I'm pleased we never thought to limit peoples' thought processes to such a degree on WWM. I don't think it would have lasted very long. I see. So it’s somebody who has the audacity to chat about something else or disagree with somebody when others wish to put on the blinkers and get down to the important business of talking ill-informed waffle about one subject they either love beyond reason or hate beyond measure?

Well that’s an interestingly narrow and slightly authoritarian approach to conversation.

I’m pleased we never thought to limit peoples’ thought processes to such a degree on WWM. I don’t think it would have lasted very long.

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-439 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:09:50 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-439 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-438 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:07:54 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-438 Vones - What's this trolling business? I'm responding to this bloody article, you bummer. Vones – What’s this trolling business? I’m responding to this bloody article, you bummer.

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-437 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:06:35 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-437 I'd just like to point out, by the way, that Depp had nothing to do with the Kraken's death in At World's End. He was dead at the time it bit the bullet, and it's a bit off of you to go throwing around spurious murder accusations that fly in the face of facts. Bastards. I’d just like to point out, by the way, that Depp had nothing to do with the Kraken’s death in At World’s End. He was dead at the time it bit the bullet, and it’s a bit off of you to go throwing around spurious murder accusations that fly in the face of facts. Bastards.

]]> By: Interceptor http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-436 Interceptor Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:06:12 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-436 In the movie Mothra, the king of Pacifica, the ancient, undersea kingdom, is wearing not one, but TWO digital watches! He also has a 'Marine Corp' tattoo. In the movie Mothra, the king of Pacifica, the ancient, undersea kingdom, is wearing not one, but TWO digital watches! He also has a ‘Marine Corp’ tattoo.

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-435 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:03:50 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-435 Ha! My undies have little pictues of skulls on them. You know NOTHING. And my T shirt collection contains zero irony. It's a jambouree of obscure metal bands and stuff out of comics. And I own a belt. Your trolling is a bit shit today Nappers. I expect better. Ha! My undies have little pictues of skulls on them. You know NOTHING. And my T shirt collection contains zero irony. It’s a jambouree of obscure metal bands and stuff out of comics.

And I own a belt.

Your trolling is a bit shit today Nappers. I expect better.

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-434 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:59:59 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-434 That's a flexible set of rules. Makes you wonder why he had the bloody rules in the first place. I wish there were places on the Internet you could report this kind of slapdashery. That’s a flexible set of rules. Makes you wonder why he had the bloody rules in the first place.

I wish there were places on the Internet you could report this kind of slapdashery.

]]> By: Swineshead http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-433 Swineshead Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:53:05 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-433 He said he'd bend the rules. And so he did - he bent them on EVERY entry. He said he’d bend the rules. And so he did – he bent them on EVERY entry.

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-432 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:45:09 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-432 Don't you go informing me about Bond. I've forgotten more Bond than you'll ever know, you rank Bond amateur. And anyway, the Bonds would have been ridiculous with Godzilla or King Kong in 'em. It was bad enough when he ended up in space, let alone if he'd had to fight a giant spider or a radioactive moth creature from Japan. Don’t you go informing me about Bond. I’ve forgotten more Bond than you’ll ever know, you rank Bond amateur.

And anyway, the Bonds would have been ridiculous with Godzilla or King Kong in ‘em. It was bad enough when he ended up in space, let alone if he’d had to fight a giant spider or a radioactive moth creature from Japan.

]]> By: Interceptor http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-431 Interceptor Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:41:20 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-431 Bond always wins because he never has to fight giant monsters. He restricts his rogues gallery to a collection of disfigured Belgians. And the Bandit only had to outwith that fat sherriff..who Bond also took on/teamed up with in his safari suit days... Bond always wins because he never has to fight giant monsters. He restricts his rogues gallery to a collection of disfigured Belgians. And the Bandit only had to outwith that fat sherriff..who Bond also took on/teamed up with in his safari suit days…

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-430 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:38:49 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-430 You're wrong about The Bandit and his escapades. I would expect nothing better from a couple of hapless yokels in ironic Atari t-shirts with their trousers halfway down their arses showing off infantile Goonies underpants. And the Stay-Puft marshmallow man didn't win. He was very easily killed by the Ghostbusters. Oh, and he was SHIT. You’re wrong about The Bandit and his escapades. I would expect nothing better from a couple of hapless yokels in ironic Atari t-shirts with their trousers halfway down their arses showing off infantile Goonies underpants.

And the Stay-Puft marshmallow man didn’t win. He was very easily killed by the Ghostbusters.

Oh, and he was SHIT.

]]> By: Interceptor http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-429 Interceptor Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:26:00 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-429 I Have returned from the 31st century! Bandit 1= quite good, extraneous bandits were crap. A FUCKING ELEPHANT! Stay Puift won in the 'who's the baddest ass monster' stakes, all monsters get destroyed/frozen by Steve McQueen in the end, it's part of their culture. I Have returned from the 31st century! Bandit 1= quite good, extraneous bandits were crap. A FUCKING ELEPHANT! Stay Puift won in the ‘who’s the baddest ass monster’ stakes, all monsters get destroyed/frozen by Steve McQueen in the end, it’s part of their culture.

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-428 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:43:17 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-428 It WAS crap. A fucking Elephant? Bah. The third outing was even worse. Diminishing returns. But he's the same character in almost *every* movie... It WAS crap. A fucking Elephant? Bah.

The third outing was even worse. Diminishing returns.

But he’s the same character in almost *every* movie…

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-427 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:35:16 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-427 Balls was it crap, it was great. And he was been challenged three times in those films, only it was The Snowman did the donkey work on the third outing, like. Add that to the two Cannonball Runs (where Burt Reynolds plays The Bandit in all but name, let's face it), and you have FIVE winning outings for The Bandit. Balls was it crap, it was great. And he was been challenged three times in those films, only it was The Snowman did the donkey work on the third outing, like.

Add that to the two Cannonball Runs (where Burt Reynolds plays The Bandit in all but name, let’s face it), and you have FIVE winning outings for The Bandit.

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-426 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:23:55 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-426 Not my rules - Interceptor wrote this one - hes probably busy watching Ulysses 31 for the 100th time. Bandit did alwys win. But he's only been challenged twice and the second one doesn't really count on the basis that it was a bit crap. Not my rules – Interceptor wrote this one – hes probably busy watching Ulysses 31 for the 100th time.

Bandit did alwys win. But he’s only been challenged twice and the second one doesn’t really count on the basis that it was a bit crap.

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-425 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:13:29 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-425 I'm trying to think of things or people who always win, Vones. You've proved you can't find monsters that win (in direct contravention of your rules), so I was broadening out the topic. The Bandit always won. I’m trying to think of things or people who always win, Vones. You’ve proved you can’t find monsters that win (in direct contravention of your rules), so I was broadening out the topic.

The Bandit always won.

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-424 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:07:52 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-424 What's your reasoning behind Herbie being a monster? He never ran anyone over who didn't have it coming... What’s your reasoning behind Herbie being a monster? He never ran anyone over who didn’t have it coming…

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-423 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:06:00 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-423 Yes, but what about Herbie? Yes, but what about Herbie?

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-422 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:00:14 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-422 Bond isn't a monster in the conventional sense.. But he does always win, even after a few setbacks... Bond isn’t a monster in the conventional sense.. But he does always win, even after a few setbacks…

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-421 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:57:37 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-421 BOND! Bond always wins! BOND! Bond always wins!

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-420 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:57:11 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-420 I have never seen their films, but I have my suspicions that Mary Kate and Ashley always win. Did Herbie always win? I have never seen their films, but I have my suspicions that Mary Kate and Ashley always win.

Did Herbie always win?

]]> By: Vones http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-419 Vones Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:55:48 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-419 Does anyone always win? I guess Zombies as a collective moster win pretty much all the time... Does anyone always win? I guess Zombies as a collective moster win pretty much all the time…

]]> By: Napoleon http://slashingtheseats.net/2009/08/04/6-of-the-best-movie-monsters/comment-page-1/#comment-418 Napoleon Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:51:34 +0000 http://slashingtheseats.net/?p=484#comment-418 1. Godzilla doesn't always win. 2. The Stay-Puft Man doesn't win. 3. Kong doesn't win. 4. Talos doesn't win. 5. The Thing (probably) doesn't win. 6. Shelob doesn't win. I don't make the rules ... 1. Godzilla doesn’t always win.
2. The Stay-Puft Man doesn’t win.
3. Kong doesn’t win.
4. Talos doesn’t win.
5. The Thing (probably) doesn’t win.
6. Shelob doesn’t win.

I don’t make the rules …

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