Four Kids Films That Didn’t Quite Make It – #2

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The second in our series of kids movies that weirdly never quite made the grade…

Ferngulley: The Last Rainforest

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If there’s a film on this list you’re likely to remember, it’s this one, as it didn’t perform too dreadfully. Whilst it’s no masterpiece, it’s still kind of underrated. It tells the story of fairies living peacefully in the rainforest, whose harmonious existence is suddenly interrupted by a logging corporation systematically tearing up the whole place. One of the ne’er-do-well tree-haters is radical 90s everyman Zak, who is accidentally shrunk to fairy size and learns to love the forest, be at one with nature and so on…

Robin “not so funny since I stopped taking all that cocaine” Williams provides the voice of Batty, the inventively named bat whose echo-location is scrambled thanks to evil animal experimentation. Indeed, the film takes an amazingly aggressive stance against animal testing and deforestation. At one point we see, in silhouette, a crazy scientist mutilating some small furry creature before spinning round and screaming, “get me another one! Get me another ANIMAL!”)

Extraordinary.

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12 Comments

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 9:29 am | Permalink

    I actually kinda liked this, even though I was waaaaay too old to be watching it, but I thought the animation was a bit twee, given we were dealing with diabolical vivisectionists-ripe for a rob zombie animated remake I say!

  • capnking
    Posted July 31, 2009 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    you’re never too old. Also i just remembered the bit where they surf on leaves, that was pretty neat. Not every human shrunk to fairy size can surf on a falling leaf.

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Why were all ‘cool’ people in 90 movies called Zak?

    WHY?

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    90s that is.

  • capnking
    Posted July 31, 2009 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    because it’s a tubular name.

    square. :P

  • capnking
    Posted July 31, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    oooh that’s an ugly smiley… sorry

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    I liked that one where Burt Reynolds did the voice of a dog. And there was another one where Vincent Price was a rat or something.

    And let’s not forget Kurt ‘Cap’n Bob’ Russell’s performance as whatever he was in that film he did the voice for in the ’80s (’90s*).

    *’70s?

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    was it the fox and the hound? that sounds about right…burt should do an animated series of Cop n a half.

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    It could be, Interceptor. I think Mickey Rooney was in it. Y’know? That old bloke who keeps cropping up in stuff to prove he’s not dead yet.

  • Posted July 31, 2009 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    how old is Rooney anyway? Do all good Rooney’s go to Heaven? Incidentally, have you noticed how the two most famous Rooneys – Mickey and Wayne -both resemble a potato with a child’s drawing of a face on the front?

  • capnking
    Posted August 1, 2009 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    Napoleon the vincent price thing you’re thinking of is basil the great mouse detective. Watch the best scene from it here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW1-akAUh3U

    In this scene Price’s character – the evil professor Rattigan – is playing on the gramophone because he recorded a song for Basil to listen to as he dies. (Because he is great)

    Interestingly the folks at Disney don’t acknowledge the film’s existence – I got into a bit of an argument with an employee at Downtown Disney, Florida because she had no merch i could buy from the film and had never heard of it.

  • Posted August 1, 2009 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    That is strange-but it shores up a long running theory I have regarding the final episode of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon series…- Basil was a great film!

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