Comments on: Four Kids Films That Didn’t Quite Make It – #1

By: cartoon rape videos

cartoon rape videos — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:05:28 +0000

cinema rape scenes…

dakota fanning rape scene…

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:46:15 +0000

Only Kurt Rusell and MacGyver get to dance in StarGate heaven.

By: Crispybits

Crispybits — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:33:16 +0000

Where they just stand around the dancefloor and look surly, since they can’t dance?

It’s possible…

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:28:36 +0000

Maybe Cats have to die nine times first-and then they go to a crazy Egyptian heaven a bit like Stargate?

By: Crispybits

Crispybits — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:08:34 +0000

Was this the partner movie to All Dogs Go To Heaven? If so, this is proof that dogs are clearly superior since they go to heaven, whilst cats don’t even dance.

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:34:09 +0000

It depends-how did it gain it’s powers of speech? If it was by magic or chemicals you’d be taking a risk, but you might end up with the proportionate strength and agility of a Chicken. Are you friends with te Chicken? If you are it’s the start of a slippery slope that ends with you devouring Totoro.

By: Vones

Vones — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:28:20 +0000

I can see all kinds of animals on the poster – so it’s OK to eat a talking chicken?

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:21:43 +0000

The animals or the Humans? It seems to me that not that many Humans eat Cats, but often, particularly when a drunken hobo dies in alleyway, cats & Dogs worry and chew on the body in a sort of ‘Cannibal Ferox’ take on the Catwoman sequence from Batman Returns..or something…

By: Vones

Vones — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:01:18 +0000

I always get frustrated by films with talking animals and humans. Do they eat them?

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:47:53 +0000

I like to think my terrible Grammer is a stylistic thing…

By: Capnking

Capnking — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:19:52 +0000

There are people in it as well – it’s like the extras in Hollywood are all animals, that’s the kind of group they represent i think… But then Danny’s hometown is populated entirely by animals… but there are a lot of human characters in the film… it’s basically nonsense. Try not to think about it. (that’s not great critical advice is it?)

By: Vones

Vones — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:59:10 +0000

It’s true!

Not the grammar bit.

So – is this a film where there are all sorts of anthropomorphised animals or are there people in it too?

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:55:25 +0000

*bursts out laughing*

By: Vones

Vones — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:47:08 +0000

I’m actually a qualified teacher of English. My grammar is impeccable.

*snort*

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:11:48 +0000

Also – thanks for adhering to the simple rules of English grammar!

*scowls at other EWMers*

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:11:20 +0000

I prefer the sequel – Cats Did Dance

By: Capnking

Capnking — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:49:33 +0000

the film makes it clear that cats are highly talented dancers, but social pressures mean they never get to express their talents. And it’s not cat dancing like when you hold up their front paws and wave them around, it’s a blend of tap, ballet, modern and jazz fusion.

Also – good to be aboard!

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:48:18 +0000

Wait…so Cats don’t dance..but they actually can…

*starts choreographing meme*

By: Vones

Vones — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:33:22 +0000

You’ve made this up. There is no way this film actually exists.

Also – welcome to Team Epic Win, Capnking!