Never let it be said that Slashing The Seats aren’t good to their readership. For today is the first of a weekly awesome prize giveaway.
Today we are giving away a copy of Richard Peppin’s sci fi masterpiece Cyber Tracker 2 (no box). And all you have to do to get your hands on this marvel of 1995 film making, with currently 2.2 stars on IMDB, is to tell us what film the quote underneath ‘Slashing The Seats’ on the main banner comes from.
Mail your answer to slashingtheseats(at)epicwinmedia.com or @reply us at our Twitter account and the winner will be announced next week. Good luck.
Take a large group of proven comedic talent, and give them a script where characters with modern sensibilities live in an ancient or mythical world. If you do it right, you get The Life Of Brian. Do it wrong, and you get this steaming pile. Proof, if it were needed, of the lack of intelligent design in the universe.
If there is a more despicable word in the English language then ‘Kooky’, then I’m hard pressed to find it. Yet here it comes again, wandering through an otherwise enjoyable summer movie season, trying to convince us of its Zany charms and cheerful goodwill – and spoiling what could be a perfectly decent film.
After the disaster that was Indiana Jones And The Completely Unnecessary And Very Late Sequel That Pissed All Over The Previous Excellent Films And Even Made Shortround Look Cool, you would not expect Lucas and Spielberg to continue flogging an obviously decomposing horse. But flog it they will, as it seems there will be a fifth Indie movie.
LeBeouf, Ford and now producer Frank Marshell have dropped hints that the film will be in production very soon. He was recently quoted as saying
“Once we see (the script), we’ll see. We’re not going to wait another 20 years. We’d all love to make another one. I’m anxious to hear the idea!“
This is something I am not looking forward to. Not at all.
Let’s start with the obvious: Bruno is F***ing hilarious. I actually cried with laughter at one point. The stunts are works of demented genius, with Baron Cohen’s dedication to staying in character just as extraordinary as it was in Borat.
The storyline is simple, stupid, and very, very funny. Bruno, fired from Austrian Fashion channel ‘Funkyzeit’, heads to America and adopts an African baby in a quest for ‘greater celebrity’.
The baby arrives by freight at the airport in an amusing set piece, but, as with Borat and Ali G, the real fun comes from Bruno’s interaction with clueless celebs and plebs.
